Noah: Me and you, Lord'Course Noah had a heck of a job reallyHe had to go out and collectAll the animals in the world, by two'sTwo mosquitoes, male or femaleAnd, uh, he had to keep telling the rabbitsOnly two, only two, only two.So we find Noah pulling up the last two animalsTwo hippos and he's really in a hurry to get em upBecause hes afraid that the Lords gonna call himAnd ask him to do something elseAnd his nevers are shotThis is one heck of a job for a man 600 years oldSo we find him pulling up the two last hipposAnd of course the Lord does call him thereCom'on fat hippos hurry upCom'on will you please?Noah!What? What you want?Gotta take one of those hippos outAnd bring in another oneWhat for?'Cause you got two males down thereAnd you need to bring in a femaleI'm not bringin' nothin' inYou change one of em'Com'on you know I don't work like that.Well I'm sick and tired of this I've had enough of this stuffI've been working all dayWorking on it for days and daysI'm sick and ti
Noah and the NeighborI just wondering,What would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbour?Now, here's a guy going to work, 7 o'clock in the morningNoahs next door neighbour and he sees the Ark.Hey!You up there!What you want?What is this?It's an ArkAhaYou wanna get it outta my driveway?I gotta get to workListen, what this thing for anyway?I can't tell youHahahahaha!Well, I mean can't you give me a little hint?You wanna a hint?Yes, pleaseHow long can you tread water?Hahahah!
Noah: Right!There's fella by the name of NoahBuilt an arkEverybody knows he built an ark.You seeWhat Noah do? Well he built an arkBut very few people know aboutThe conversation that went on between the Lord and NoahYou see Noah was in his rec. roomSewing away, he was making a few things for the home there.He was a good carpenterWhoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa Noah!Somebody call?Whoompa, whoompa, whoompaNoah!Who is that?It's the Lord, NoahRight!Where are ya?What do you want? I've been good.I want you to build an ArkRight!Whats an Ark?Get some wood build it300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubitsRight! Whats a cubit?Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit wasWell don't worry about that NoahWhen you get that doneGo out into the world andCollect all of the animals in the world by twosMale and female, and put them into the arkRight!Who is this really?What's going on?How come you want me to do all these weird things?I'm going to destory the worldRig