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I was just thinking earlier...

Wed Jul 16, 2014, 5:25 PM
While I could stand to lose a couple of pounds, I'm not as bad off as this guy... 

Sung to the tune of "Zoot Suit Riot" by the Cherry-Poppin' Daddies...



Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, fatty!

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away

Oh I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

(Elvis)
I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And oh yah, don't forget to Super-Size that, yeah


  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: An air conditioner
  • Reading: Cracking the GRE
  • Watching: Buck Rogers
  • Playing: do you really want me to answer that?
  • Eating: Just finished dinner... Nachos :D
  • Drinking: Vanilla Coke Zero

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:iconanakay831:
Anakay831 Featured By Owner 3 hours ago
Thank you for the birthday wishes! And the points!! Not sure what the points do, but thanks!! :D
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:iconfluori:
Fluori Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Filmographer
WAH! DA WATCH MAN IT MEANS A LOT QUQ
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:iconnarnmindwalker:
NarnMindWalker Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
you're welcome sweetie.  Hello from a fellow diabetic :)

:heart: don't sweat it… as long as you're active and watch what you eat, you'll be ok.  :D

just cut down on a lot of these:  
Favorite food: Salad, spaghetti, lasagna, pizza, French fries, tacos.  :giggle:
The fruits, and veggie chips are ok :D  The fewer carbs the better :D
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Fluori Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Hobbyist Filmographer
OMG YOU READ THAT?! GEE IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING NSBHAGSFAS QAQ

I meant metaphorically XD


but thanks tho, I only suffer from nervous gastritis :'D
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NarnMindWalker Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
oh!  Well in that case you'll be fine anyway :XD:
don't sweat it :D

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Crap-zapper Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Hey! Thanks a lot for the Watch! :hug: :D
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NarnMindWalker Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank YOU for the watch back!  I hope I don't disappoint!
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Crap-zapper Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Sure welcome! You seem to have some interessting stuff! :D
And don't worry, I'm sure you wont. I hope I don't either. :)
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NarnMindWalker Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
I don't think that's possible :XD:
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SailorTrekkie92 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Thanks for the fave
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