This one's as dumb as they get.
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.
As they were getting close, they read a sign saying Disneyland Left.
They started crying their eyes out and headed home.
Just found this interesting :DThe airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour, beating its wings 7-9 times per second rather than 43. It's true: a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut, but furthermore, no swallow weighs 5 ounces. The barn swallow, which is what most English people mean when they say "swallow", weighs only 20 grams (2/3 of an ounce)Just found this interesting :D by NarnMindWalker
Let's see who gets this reference...I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth.Let's see who gets this reference... by NarnMindWalker
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.